Saturday, June 12, 2004
FAQ
This was created to answer any potential questions you might have.
Q: My dog is cuter.
A: That isnt a question. And its blasphemous to say that.
Q: Your dog doesn't really rule the world, idiot.
A: Yes, she does. And we know where you live. Pack your bags, you are going to "Re-education Camp."
Q: What is your SitRep as far a global domination?
A: Well, we have everyone believing they are in charge of their own destiny, and have loyal servants in place. However, we have hit a few snags. Wisconsin refuses to become a part of Betsey's Subserviant Empire, and also refuses to tithe a portion of its cheese production in return for protection. And we have yet to destroy all the squirrels in the known universe.
Q: Why do you curse so much, or so little?
A: Why the fuck do you care, dipshit?
Q: No, seriously.
A: Ehh, it depends on my mood. Right now, my mood is FUCK OFF. This was never intended to be family oriented anyway. And its always a good time to use one of those "Colorful Metaphors."
Q: Why are you a libertarian?
A: I am a little "l" libertarian because I don't agree with the LP's stance on the Iraq War and its immigration policy. I am not a liberal because the federal government doesnt belong in education, gun regulation, social engineering, retirement planning (Social Security), being the United Nations' bitch, income redistribution, and welfare. I am not a Republican because the federal1 government doesn't belong in my bedroom, my intellectual persuits, "light" gun regulation, and in anyone's body. I don't need the liberals to tell me what is and isnt good for me, or to approve it, and I don't need the Republicans to tell me that smoking pot is bad because they don't approve of it. My general philosophy concerning the Federal Government is "Leave me the Hell alone!"
Q: Why don't you have more blogs in your blogroll?
A: I don't read blogs much.
Q: Why don't you blog much?
A: I do have a life outside of the internet, you know. That might be contrary to your Code of Blogger's Ethics, but I really don't fucking care.
people had something to say.
Q: My dog is cuter.
A: That isnt a question. And its blasphemous to say that.
Q: Your dog doesn't really rule the world, idiot.
A: Yes, she does. And we know where you live. Pack your bags, you are going to "Re-education Camp."
Q: What is your SitRep as far a global domination?
A: Well, we have everyone believing they are in charge of their own destiny, and have loyal servants in place. However, we have hit a few snags. Wisconsin refuses to become a part of Betsey's Subserviant Empire, and also refuses to tithe a portion of its cheese production in return for protection. And we have yet to destroy all the squirrels in the known universe.
Q: Why do you curse so much, or so little?
A: Why the fuck do you care, dipshit?
Q: No, seriously.
A: Ehh, it depends on my mood. Right now, my mood is FUCK OFF. This was never intended to be family oriented anyway. And its always a good time to use one of those "Colorful Metaphors."
Q: Why are you a libertarian?
A: I am a little "l" libertarian because I don't agree with the LP's stance on the Iraq War and its immigration policy. I am not a liberal because the federal government doesnt belong in education, gun regulation, social engineering, retirement planning (Social Security), being the United Nations' bitch, income redistribution, and welfare. I am not a Republican because the federal1 government doesn't belong in my bedroom, my intellectual persuits, "light" gun regulation, and in anyone's body. I don't need the liberals to tell me what is and isnt good for me, or to approve it, and I don't need the Republicans to tell me that smoking pot is bad because they don't approve of it. My general philosophy concerning the Federal Government is "Leave me the Hell alone!"
Q: Why don't you have more blogs in your blogroll?
A: I don't read blogs much.
Q: Why don't you blog much?
A: I do have a life outside of the internet, you know. That might be contrary to your Code of Blogger's Ethics, but I really don't fucking care.
people had something to say.
Date gone arwy...
I have never wanted to haul off and deck a waiter so bad in all my life.
Backstory: I met a girl from highschool that I hadn't seen in about 3 years last week. We have known each other since 4th grade, and were great friends.
I took her to dinner yesterday to a Mexican restaurant. She speaks more Spanish than I do, and the waiter finds this out. So, he started BLATANTLY flirting with her. And what's worse, she flirts back! He asks her number. AND SHE FUCKING GIVES IT TO HIM!!!!
Now I don't care where you are from, there are certain things you don't do. I dont fucking care if you are some prick from Paris, you don't start hitting on a girl when she is with a guy. If we aren't in business atire and I don't have a big assed ring on my left hand, then I AM THERE TO SCORE POINTS WITH HER!!! GAAAHHH!!! It was one of those moments that I wanted tequila and something to beat the ever-lovin' shit out of.
What's more is that he comes back and ASKS HER ON A DATE FOR TUESDAY!!! She said she would call him. Well, I don't care how good a friend she was, she will have to call me for me to talk to her. I am not going to volunteer to be miserable.
I would much rather suffer the misery of being alone than the misery that goes along with being stabbed in the back!
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Backstory: I met a girl from highschool that I hadn't seen in about 3 years last week. We have known each other since 4th grade, and were great friends.
I took her to dinner yesterday to a Mexican restaurant. She speaks more Spanish than I do, and the waiter finds this out. So, he started BLATANTLY flirting with her. And what's worse, she flirts back! He asks her number. AND SHE FUCKING GIVES IT TO HIM!!!!
Now I don't care where you are from, there are certain things you don't do. I dont fucking care if you are some prick from Paris, you don't start hitting on a girl when she is with a guy. If we aren't in business atire and I don't have a big assed ring on my left hand, then I AM THERE TO SCORE POINTS WITH HER!!! GAAAHHH!!! It was one of those moments that I wanted tequila and something to beat the ever-lovin' shit out of.
What's more is that he comes back and ASKS HER ON A DATE FOR TUESDAY!!! She said she would call him. Well, I don't care how good a friend she was, she will have to call me for me to talk to her. I am not going to volunteer to be miserable.
I would much rather suffer the misery of being alone than the misery that goes along with being stabbed in the back!
people had something to say.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Yes, I know, I have been gone....
Sorry about that. I had to prepare for my Nasville trip last week, I rode out 2 days of road lag on Monday and Tuesday, and have been generally slacking off.
Updates:
*I went off Atkins. Its too bloody expensive. I will go on it again, but when I have more $$$.
*I am considering selling my Witness 10mm for a 1911. Its lighter, parts abound, ammo is FAAARRR cheaper, its a proven design, etc. etc....Hell, if I keep going towards simpler guns, I will be shooting revolvers here soon.
*I might be taking a paper route. Its the perfect time of day, short hours, and gives me an added boost in my wallet, and there is really no dress code beyond "Comfy and reasonable." Hooray for shorts! All good things.
*I got an account on Fark. Now I can show off just how horrible my photoshopping skillz are.
Trip: Drove to Nashville and back. Had a great time with Oleg and the THR TN Mafia. Got hooked on 1911's, shot a Mosin Nagant 1938, an HK "Sten" clone, a Garand (God's own rifle), a .41 Magnum (6 is enough. Yowser!), a couple of 9mm's including a Ruger, a Sig Sauer, and a Glock 17, a Glock 29 compact 10mm (which recoiled less than the Witness, oddly enough), and an AR-15. I find it very weird that both the 1911 and the Glock 17 fit me just fine.
Anyway, blogging should resume tomorrow or Saturday. Sorry for the interuption, and I hope you continue reading.
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Updates:
*I went off Atkins. Its too bloody expensive. I will go on it again, but when I have more $$$.
*I am considering selling my Witness 10mm for a 1911. Its lighter, parts abound, ammo is FAAARRR cheaper, its a proven design, etc. etc....Hell, if I keep going towards simpler guns, I will be shooting revolvers here soon.
*I might be taking a paper route. Its the perfect time of day, short hours, and gives me an added boost in my wallet, and there is really no dress code beyond "Comfy and reasonable." Hooray for shorts! All good things.
*I got an account on Fark. Now I can show off just how horrible my photoshopping skillz are.
Trip: Drove to Nashville and back. Had a great time with Oleg and the THR TN Mafia. Got hooked on 1911's, shot a Mosin Nagant 1938, an HK "Sten" clone, a Garand (God's own rifle), a .41 Magnum (6 is enough. Yowser!), a couple of 9mm's including a Ruger, a Sig Sauer, and a Glock 17, a Glock 29 compact 10mm (which recoiled less than the Witness, oddly enough), and an AR-15. I find it very weird that both the 1911 and the Glock 17 fit me just fine.
Anyway, blogging should resume tomorrow or Saturday. Sorry for the interuption, and I hope you continue reading.
people had something to say.
